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Thou Shalt not Fucking move in the Fucking File.

xanderez — Wed, 01 Nov 2006 16:10:44 +0000

Willy X Glen

xanderez — Sat, 29 Jul 2006 09:21:45 +0000

4 things i’ll need to do before i book back in on sunday 1845

xanderez — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:57:00 +0000

1) BUY A NINTENDO DS LITE and MARIO KART

2) EAT SEAFOOD WITH SHAWN AND GANG

3) EAT DURIAN WITH ANY ONE.

4) WATCH PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN

5) HAVE A LIFE.. and improve my maths.

Field Camp just ended… it’s like it never happened.

xanderez — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:54:44 +0000

this is one of those entries which i bitch about life.. u should stop reading it by now

7 days out in the field in field camp.. although shit loads of things happened… here i am sitting in front of lisa, and i have no idea what to write about.. yes we had missions simulations and shit like tt.. powder bath and like mocca cooking sessions.. but what really appealed to me was the silence of the night… i know i know.. it’s beginning to sound like some sappy gay shit. but serious… if u ask me one thing i learn from being out field…

the night sky fucks ur mind up.. MAJOR

Imagine after a whole day of physical activity, the sergent major screams on his loud hailer that it’s time for lights out… u crawl into ur tent .. and u just stare at the translucent and not so waterproof roof of ur tent. Things starts to fly around into ur head.. and out.. *and i’m not talking about the sand flies and mosquitos * random song lyrics pop in and out.. everything and everyone u ever cared for is a few km away in a island called singapore. there u are.. with nothing but ur stupid WWII weapon and ur helmet that’s field with sand and mud. And after ur personal emo moment… u fall asleep.. u wake up … sling ur weapon.. empty the mud and put on ur helmet .. and u proceed on with ur activities .. welcome to the suck.

serious… i’m really not cut out for this army life.. i miss advertising. i miss design .. i miss life… i miss you.

Botaks.

xanderez — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 18:39:08 +0000

sigh.

xanderez — Sun, 09 Jul 2006 18:04:24 +0000

i hate you

This beats shopping in E-mart

xanderez — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:05:56 +0000

PERMISSION TO MOUNT SERGENT!

xanderez — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 04:50:55 +0000

omg .. this is so sad.. i actually created an “army” catagory for my blog.. argh.
First of all.. some of you might be thinking.. “WTF is FQ doing online” .. well simple.. MC.. well i’m sure by now u’ll be thinking CHAO GENG ONE… but well apparently.. yesterday morning i woke up with a 39.3 degrees fever.. and next thing i knew i was sucking on my thumb in my room so yeah .. i’m out until wednesday morning where i would return to the camp for light duties.. and then book out by saturday.
Here’s some tips for fellow local designers who are entering the army soon.

1) THE ARMY IS NOT A PLACE FOR DESIGNERS OR ANYONE FROM THE CREATIVE INDUSTRY.
2) Do your sanity a big favour.. bring a ipod into camp… and a sketch book or a Creative Review magazine.
3) When in camp.. FORGET THE FACT that you are a designer.
4) Be prepared for regular meals, and sleeping time as early as 2230 and waking up at 0530. tt’s like a totally different timezone for us lah.
5) Good Luck and trust me .. u would miss your itunes.

Welcome to the Suck.